It's bad enough to go to school, leave school, go to work, leave work, do homework and then wait for my dad to get off of the computer so that I can do stuff. *scrunches eyes and makes funny sounds* Nope. *sniffle* i do, too. It's like grand-theft auto 3's talk show, you know, the one where there are Citizens Raging Against Phones? Why, because they assume it's better quality. Josh says I probably won't remember writing any of this, but I can't sleep. Oh. For that matter, how do you know that ANYTHING but you exists! Today we had a "family outing." I think it's pretty funny. Good. If you have some extra time, you can read it at marienbadmylove.com. Or would it be cheating if I didn't have multiple personalities? It feels unstoppable, and then it stops. Some even go so far as to claim that Kodak "changed" the pictures of the assasination to make an assasination in the bushes become a tree's shadow. HA! However . That also explains why normal stuff confuses me. So, predictably, here I am. But it's all good. Why can't I? E-mail us for questions, comments, complaints and information. I have a guest rant/fake commercial written by "Meg" (who is once again banned from accessing the almighty Internet). This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. HenceforthCode: 666 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that under no circumstance will the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who) be forced to wear anything other than a t-shirt and preferably black jeans. Wait a minuteso you're saying that I'm talking and responding to you, but you won't be reading this until long after I have finished typing? Oh, by the way, I was paid a decent compliment today. Make your wife happy by sending her any of these romantic long paragraphs here. Oh, who am I kidding. Sure, some of this "fasion" stuff is cool and all, but all it shows is that you had the three and three-quarters brain cells required to copy someone else's "look". | 13.63 KB, JSON | It's not fair! As you may or may not know, small children swarm the ice cream trucks. I've decided to imortalize the stupidity of my dog, Moose. I see your EVIL plot now, Hypothetical Reader! It's called Hit-Or-Miss, any topics, plot, etc. And I can't think of anything else to do. There is always someone worse off and better off than you. He took the TAB member quiz and turned out to be me, he took the JOB quiz, and was a repo man (which had a pic of my brother) He said he wanted to see what I was doing, and to make sure that I wasn't saying anything derrogatory about my parents. BBC - Radio4 - Today/Longest Sentence No! Then I completly understand. You just let me rant on and on for you KNEW that eventually I would confuse myself with my vast puddle of knowledge. Today I had the misfortune of playing a Treasure Planet game on neopets.com It was terrible. This is a list of unusually long mathematical proofs. So the (smallest number) + (middle number) = (largest number) The number 3, 4 and 5 satisfy this condition 3 + 4 = 5 because 3 = 3 x 3 = 9 4 = 4 x 4 = 16 5 = 5 x 5 = 25 and so . :) Seeya! My mother is a control freak, and she decided on the spur of the moment that we were going north to visit relatives. WE have been having very profound thoughts lately. | 13.41 KB, JSON | Maybe I should make the link come here directlyHey! But for now I can only dream of that. William Faulkner was featured in 1983 Guinness Book of World Records for this 1,288-word sentence from Absalom, Absalom! I must really be desperate for something to do. Stay tuned to hear my thoughts on tanning, and an evil card game, and who knows what elseOkay I'm back. The possibilities are literally endless. Well, I dont want to organize this page, in any manner. Plus, the kids at the daycare (where I work, obviously) say that I'm "cool to talk to". Or what if you took big ol' slobbery licks? I gave him cupcakes, and presents, and did everything I could to befriend him! I think that they should routinly die a slow, savage, agonizing deathI was just saying a random thing that I would never, ever do.) We need to act now! Jesus Christ is my lord and savior.You guys probably think that that is the worlds longest sentence, but it's not,because I just keep on adding commas, and it's pretty easy, if you think about it, so anyway there is this girl at school and she's my friend, and all but she's turning . May your day be shiney! You could be floating out in empty space, conjuring nice little fantasies to relieve the monotony of being the only living being! Wheather you're saved or doomed, find out now! Hits all right. And I sugest that we build the rocket so that we can go to the Official Flaming Chickens Lunar Colony so that we can laugh at the stupid earthlings who are blowing up because they didn't listen to us when we tried to warn them about the impending doom! I think. There are not going to be conspiraciesor humor of any kind. At one point, I read an article that stated that it had been proven, conclusivly, that Kansas was flatter than the standard pancake. 46 min ago And he knew so many stories that sometimes he stopped the story-teller and finished the story himself. What a good idea! Help me! Most book lovers would agree that coming across a very long sentence in a novel can sometimes require multiple reads to comprehend. HUH? She said she hurt it the first time, and wanted to put it out of it's misery, so she went back and ran over it 11 more times. THe cake was good. Unless you're bored. Faulkners intimacy is not earnestness, it is the uncanny feeling of a raw encounter with a nerve center lighting up with information, all of it seemingly critically important. End of story. The Official FLaming-Chickens Handbook already confirms that fact! I was bored, and a dilligent reader suggested I make fake commercials, sotherer they are. HOW ARE YOU DOING? Otherwise, I guess you're stuck with me. The Patron Saint of Paper Clips in no way wishes harm on your computer. Okay. They add random minerals to our water to make it taste better, and then advertise it as pure! But I couldn't have sung it 'cause it would have woken everyone up and they would have called me inconsiderate. We'd probably go crazier. I'm just rambling. But I seriously wonder what something written by a senile person would be like. Guess what? There's even a money back guarantee. In a recent article, humorist Dave Barry discussed the addictive quality of the snack food, Cheez-Its. I'm just as upset about this unfortunate lack of development in the pie division. Word Counter - Word Count Tool (Upload 50+ Files at once) - Pre Post SEO It'd be like when you go to the bottom of the ocean, only with gravity instead of pressure*shudders* Pressure is evil, too. Sorry if I complained a lot. I'm leavin', for now. I know where you are right now! Not that the aformentioned individual claims to have received hate mail (or mail of any kind) via a website link. This is just way too much of a change at once. Yea*waits for applause* okay! You must be caught in a time warp. If you can still think during all that incessent beeping, you'll probably find evidence that I'm really paranoid. I see. Gotta goI think I hear a catchy jingle. WOOF! Then, in an inspired move, my brother talked my mother into letting him sit up front. What, is there a giant sign saying, "DEAD END"? "lower the quality"? When you're in space (without a space suit) you don't SUFFUCATE, you don't FREEZE. I'll tell you why. Now, you may be wondering what is so terrifying about a small, white, feather. Won't that be fun? Perhaps Kodak is actually a front organization for a shadowy governmental system that controls the entire world and didn't want mankind to obtain the freedom of the stars and so tried to sabotauge the space program even though it didn't work as well as they planned. Code: 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook states that the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (thats me) is allowed to cause vague, pain like sensations while the offending person (or alien life form, dog, etc.) The current record holder for the longest english sentence is Jonathan Coe for his staggering 33-page, 13,955-word sentence in The Rotter's Club, 2001. I'm completly and totally addicted. e)My psychotic bunny predicted I'd die doing it. YeahI knowpathetic. I know this is the best site ever, thanks for the compliment! Okay. Next to the Really Big Button, of course. Speaking of virtual pets, I'm revamping the ones on this site. The Book-Length Sentence - Essay - The New York Times Waitaren't I already doing that? No longer does school teach use reading, riting and 'rithmitic, it now teaches us ranting, raving and rambling! After much argument, my father was going to turn around, untill he realized that my mother was going to drop the dogs and me off, and then turn around and continue north. And mildly weirded-out. SHE has to get up at 6:11 to put on make-up, do her hair and basically annoy the heck out of me. Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. Let's see: 12345! And so I'm in deep doo-doo. Celebrating creativity and promoting a positive culture by spotlighting the best sides of humanityfrom the lighthearted and fun to the thought-provoking and enlightening. And almost never finish. That's just how many times you have to click before you can leave. Speaking of food, what's up with pie? But I must. I get home from work at 5:30p.m. I founded the secret message, you ok man? Then everyone would cut and scrape themselves to be covered in scabs. You remember my Moose's arch-enemy, don't you? NOTHING! (Note: I wrote virtually none of this, so I cannot be blamed, credited with any of this. The form link is to a 100% fake TAB registration form that you can fill out just for laughs. I translated it from German to English and got "I am the Moved Taco!" Even though my schedule is technically supposed to be completly differnt. -actual aids. I rule the Internet! He may have had no intention of inspiring postmodern fiction, but one of its best-known novelists, Barth, only found his voice by first writing a heavily Faulknerian marsh-opera. Many hundreds of experimental writers have had almost identical experiences trying to exorcise the Oxford, Mississippi modernists voice from their prose. This naturally alarmed the HECK out of me! These people have obviously suffered major brain damage from their prolonged exposure to the sun. Want to advertise with us? Surely you have heard of her? the longest thing that I have ever wrote was a 600 word paragraph and I just wrote that. My definition of fasion includes clothes, shoes, jewelery and all things of that nature. I probably won't later. Then I realized that the buldozer already HAD been invented. I'm not sure how I CAN be brief since I have absolutly nothing to say. *sigh* My dogs are just weird. Pure means, well, no extra stuff. Yes, it goes on and on my friend. And because she was the head fasion bimbo, everyone agreed that the look was definitly "in". I'm already half way there, since I conclusivly proved (in Physics class) that gravity actually causes things to slow down and EVENTUALLY GO UP!
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